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I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.
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no one can make me moan quite like a vanilla coke
to clarify this i do put vanilla coke in my butthole
to clarify this
i do put vanilla coke
in my butthole
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!i’d die for you haiku robot
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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.
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So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
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